galifianafuck:

tom hanks arrives at the golden globes while sitting on a throne carried by people as “move bitch(get out the way)” by ludacris is playing in the background

tomlinsass:

the presidental election is tonight and about three things im absolutely positive. one, it is going to be very close. two, each candidate has a fair chance. and three, edward was a vampire, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood and i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him